viernes, 28 de septiembre de 2012

poso de café

- Coffee-coffee! Wa!
- How was filtered this largest coffee ground?
- ...
- Luckily I didn't swallow it...

jueves, 13 de septiembre de 2012

romper el sueño

- ey, you are... then, this is a...
TONG!
- eh, hum? what's going on?
- It's 4:30 am, can you take me to the airport?

domingo, 2 de septiembre de 2012

Lavando el coche...




- No tenía tan limpio el coche desde que intentaba ligar...
- Y en especial desde lo sucedido con aquella chica profesora...
- Dónde me has traido? esta zona es...
- No sufras: a las mujeres no os molestan. Y aquí mismo está el coche.
- Esto de delante es Bellas Artes y al final te acostumbras a encontrártelas campando por aquí
- Y eso del capó, es...?
- Sí: un culo. Se habrá sentado alguna...
- Bueno, al menos sabes seguro que no te lo robarán con ellas encima
- Chato, queréis compañía?
- No le hagas caso, verás que nos deja en paz en seguida...
- Es normal?
- No: nunca me lo han hecho!
- El peor stop de mi vida
- Vamos que si limpié a fondo aquella vez!

***

- The car wasn't so clean since I don't try have a date with a girl. (?)
- Specially since what happened with the young teacher girl
- Where did you bring me? this place is...
- Don't' worry: They does not disturb to ladies. And the car is right here.
- In front of us the Faculty of Fine Arts of Barcelona. At the end you get used to meet them around this place.
- On top of the motor, this is...
- yes, it is an ass. One of them get seat on the car.
- Well, that way you know that no one will steal your car while she is above.
- xDDDD.
- Ey guy, do you wanna company?
- Ignore it, you'll see she leaves us alone.
- Is it usual?
- No: They usually doesn't this kind of things!
- The worst stop ever.
- This time I really thoroughly cleaned.