martes, 7 de agosto de 2012

domingo, 5 de agosto de 2012

Luces al 50%: un mikado?

 
 
- Would you like a Mikado with your menu for 1€ more?
- oh... what?
- ...
- ... mikado... 1€ more?
- hum...
- ?
- What?
- a... a mikado...
- oh!
- yes
- What is it?
- at the display: stick's cookies with chocolat
- free?
- for 1 more € with the menu
- oh, yeah
- yes? ok!
- with mikado it is 9,10€
- oh no, I don't want it
[- useless guy]

viernes, 3 de agosto de 2012

pican, pican los mosquitos...


- Two bites! they would be desperate, they never bite me.
 
[*drunk and screaming]
 
- Let's go to a rave!
- Would you like they make you a breathalyzer test?
 
[*drunk up and screaming, again]
- Come, I saw one that would be good for you.
 
- There is nothing like salted coffe
 
- I will never drink again
- You've got no control
 
- I never thought that way

miércoles, 1 de agosto de 2012

cosas de gatos (15): la TV para cada uno


- User: standard human
- Program for a standard human
- "for my daughter I could..."
- User: standard cat
- Program for a standard cat
- "Flemish bird spends time..."