miércoles, 14 de noviembre de 2012

en la ducha


[Monday: 42.8ºF]
- kt-kt-kt-kktkt... so cold!
- showering?
- y-yy-yeah...
- Sorry it was cold because I turned on kitchen's faucet.
[Tuesday: 46.4ºF]
 - ktktkjt...
- Having a shower?
- y-yy-yeah...
- Ups! it was cold because I turned off gas valve.
[Wednesday: 50ºF]
- kt-kt-kt-kktkt... so cold!
- Having a shower?
- y-yy-yeah...
- It was cold because butane is empty
[Thursday: 39.2ºF]
- ice cubes?!
- Having a shower?
- y-yy-yeah...
- it was cold because you didn't turn on three faucets.
- WTf-fF!? three faucets?!
[Friday: 44.6ºF]
- I know it will be cold... 3, 2, 1, and...
[- no pain, no pain, no pain...]
- HHHHHH...!!

jueves, 8 de noviembre de 2012

de memes y genes

- ...memes, not genes, are the only sign of evolution that we will see...
- mutation counts as a evolution?

martes, 30 de octubre de 2012

se acerca el invierno


- [(waaaaah) It's cold!]
- zzzZZZzzZzzzzz...
- WTF!! a white walker!!
[switch on!]
- [the grandmother!]
- Who... is... this?

sábado, 27 de octubre de 2012

viernes, 26 de octubre de 2012

Isla? Palmera, cocos, playa...

[July 2011]
- First time I'm going to Tenerife. I bring tank shirts only!
- Hey, Pau! How about the travel?
- Good! but it's cold! Ely told me that weather gets cold at night but...
- Oh, it's the worst cold front in years
- fusss... and I thought: "island = palm + cocomut + beach" TT_TT
[October 19th 2012]
- hey, you! Whassup?... I'm ending my luggage... I'm at Mallorca in a few minutes... wha-what?
- It's going to rain all three days?
- I didn't want to go to beach, but tourism...
[island + palm + cocomut + beach= 2·FAIL]

miércoles, 24 de octubre de 2012

A real hero, the exhibition

El pasado jueves 18 a las 19:00 de la tarde se inauguraba en Barcelona la exposición de Guillem "Hansen" Alarcón titulada A REAL HERO, un paseo visual mediante ilustraciones que plasman el subconsciente fílmico del autor.

La exposición recoge ilustraciones de pequeño formato -salvo alguna excepción- y diversas técnicas.

No pongo más imágenes para que os acerquéis a verla y os sorprendáis con la sonrisilla en los labios al ver que habéis reconocido la escena plasmada. Apunto también el detalle de que están, casi todas, a la venta: el regalo idóneo para todos los amantes del cine (yo ya me he hecho con una!)

información:
Autor: Guillem 'Hansen' Alarcón
Título: A real hero
Técnica: Diversas técnicas
Localización: Pinzat,  C/ Grunyí, nº 7, Barcelona
Clausura: 5 de Noviembre
Cómo llegar?

jueves, 18 de octubre de 2012

Llamadas oportunas

- RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
- so opportune...
 - RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
- SO opportune...
- RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
SO OPPORTUNE...
- RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
- !?
- who is this?
- WHO is this?
- WHO IS THIS?!
- You-are-talking-with...your-telephone-service-compan...
- WTF!? why does I pick up the fix phone if I share its number to noone?

lunes, 15 de octubre de 2012

cosas de gatos (18): indigestión

- {subject: human
class: standard
status: indigestion}
- the rest of the day(s)
- {subject: cat
class: standard
status: indigestion}
- are you kidding me? if not 10 seconds ago I have heard how you vomit

viernes, 12 de octubre de 2012

cosas de gatos (17): comparando saltos

 
- {subject: standard cat
class: temerary
level: standard}
- Heigh: cat x7
- {subject: standard human
class: temerary
level: standard}
- Heigh: human x0.65

miércoles, 10 de octubre de 2012

cosas de gatos (16): purgas

- ouch! Mus, have you vomited now?
- vomiting again? you don't spend time!
- enough!
- I'm so tired! Poor pet, all the day vomiting. Still smells TT_TT
- whait a moment: smell is strong here
- I can't see very well without glasses, but it... is...?
- Son of a ...!

jueves, 4 de octubre de 2012

el buzón

- Let's go, "dwarf", I don't want your hand get trapped
- Only half centimeter more!
- Let's go, lift is here
- Hehehe, I knew if paper get curved if works as a shovel
- Years of practice! With a pen and rebound, the mail exits by itself. I'm the f*cking master!
- Now I have a key copy, I lose interesting on checking the mailbox: It hasn't got emotion.

viernes, 28 de septiembre de 2012

poso de café

- Coffee-coffee! Wa!
- How was filtered this largest coffee ground?
- ...
- Luckily I didn't swallow it...

jueves, 13 de septiembre de 2012

romper el sueño

- ey, you are... then, this is a...
TONG!
- eh, hum? what's going on?
- It's 4:30 am, can you take me to the airport?

domingo, 2 de septiembre de 2012

Lavando el coche...




- No tenía tan limpio el coche desde que intentaba ligar...
- Y en especial desde lo sucedido con aquella chica profesora...
- Dónde me has traido? esta zona es...
- No sufras: a las mujeres no os molestan. Y aquí mismo está el coche.
- Esto de delante es Bellas Artes y al final te acostumbras a encontrártelas campando por aquí
- Y eso del capó, es...?
- Sí: un culo. Se habrá sentado alguna...
- Bueno, al menos sabes seguro que no te lo robarán con ellas encima
- Chato, queréis compañía?
- No le hagas caso, verás que nos deja en paz en seguida...
- Es normal?
- No: nunca me lo han hecho!
- El peor stop de mi vida
- Vamos que si limpié a fondo aquella vez!

***

- The car wasn't so clean since I don't try have a date with a girl. (?)
- Specially since what happened with the young teacher girl
- Where did you bring me? this place is...
- Don't' worry: They does not disturb to ladies. And the car is right here.
- In front of us the Faculty of Fine Arts of Barcelona. At the end you get used to meet them around this place.
- On top of the motor, this is...
- yes, it is an ass. One of them get seat on the car.
- Well, that way you know that no one will steal your car while she is above.
- xDDDD.
- Ey guy, do you wanna company?
- Ignore it, you'll see she leaves us alone.
- Is it usual?
- No: They usually doesn't this kind of things!
- The worst stop ever.
- This time I really thoroughly cleaned.